Modern Zelda: Smart Phone of Time part 17(Link reaches the top of Death Mountain and sees Kaepora Gaebora)
Kaepora Gaebora: Ya done good, kid. Real good. It’s purdy high up here! This here’s the summit a’ Death Mountain. It’s said that the clouds surroundin’ this peak reflect the condition of Death Mountain. When they look normal, it’s at peace. Climbin’ all the way up here just proves how smart ya are. The Great Fairy lives on this here mountaintop and she’ll give ya a new skill! Look around and ya kin find ‘er!
(Link blows up a boulder, revealing the Great Fairy Fountain)
(Link enters the fountain and uses “Zelda’s Sleepy App”)
Great Fairy of Power: (appears) (seductively) Welcome, Link. I am the Great Fairy of Power! I’m going to grant you a new sword technique. Receive it now, you sexy beast!
Navi: HEY!!! You’ve master the Spin Attack! First, charge your weapon, and then unleash a wave of energy! LISTEN!!! If you don’t feel like char
Modern Zelda: Smart Phone of Time part 16(Link ends up in front of Dodongo’s Cavern. Darunia drops down from above and pats Link on the head. Link falls over)
Darunia: It me, Darunia. Good job! Thanks to you, we can eat and eat and eat. It so epic! It gonna make great story! I can’t believe lots of dodongos appeared! And big rock in way... All this trouble probably caused by Gerudo Thief, Ganondorf! He said, “Give me the Spiritual Stone! Only then will I open the cave for you!” You actually risked life for us! You awesome, kid! How about we become Sworn Bros? No big party, just take stone.
Navi: Hey. LISTEN!!! You obtain the Goron’s Ruby! This is the Spiritual Stone of Fire passed down by the Gorons! You don't know what he means by "Sworn Brothers," but you've collected two Spiritual Stones! You have one more to find!
Darunia: Bro! You will keep getting more skill, okay? Go see Great Fairy at top of Death Mountain. She will power you up. HEY!!! Gorons!!! Come see off our bro!
Goron 1: (drops down
Modern Zelda: Smart Phone of Time part 15(Link returns to Death Mountain Trail and throws a Bomb Flower down to Dodongo’s Cavern, opening the way)
Bomb-Guarding Goron: Oh! Now we can enter cave! You so smart!
(Link goes into Dodongo’s Cavern)
(Link battles several dodongos, eventually obtaining a bomb bag)
Navi: Hey! LISTEN!!! You got the bomb bag! Now you can blow stuff up!
(Link reaches a high platform and reads a tablet)
Link: “Giant Dead Dodongo. When it see red, new way will open.”
(Link drops bombs into the giant stone dodongo’s eyes. The dodongo’s mouth opens. Link enters its mouth)
(Link falls through a hole in the ground)
(King Dodongo appears)
King Dodongo: Grrrrrrrrrrr! ROAR!!!! Insert other loud sound effect here!
(Link defeats King Dodongo)
King Dodongo: That wasn’t even my final form! (falls into the lava) Ow! Never mind. (dies)
(Link takes the Heart Container and enters a portal)
Modern Zelda: Smart Phone of Time part 14(Link enters Goron City)
Goron 2: (rubbing stomach unhappily) I be hungry... Everyone be feeling hungry because there be no yummy rocks. It because we not able to enter Dodongo’s Cavern. Us eat rocks, and most yummy be in Dodongo’s Cavern! But that like ancient history. We only want yummy rocks from there!
Goron 3: I so hungry I not able to think of things that not food. “Spiritual Stone”? Red stone that was lighting Goron City? Big Bro Darunia taked it away and shut him in his room and not come out. Now it feel like there be no light. Everyone so sad. Please get fire from Big Bro’s room and light torches.
Goron 4: (excited) Hey! We no get lots of visitors up here. Where you from?
Link: The forest.
Goron 4: What is a “forest”?
Link: It’s where lots of trees and plants grow.
Goron 4: Now I be more confused!
(Link goes in front of Darunia’s room and uses Zelda’s Sleepy App. The door opens)
Darunia: What the heck?! Who you? When
Modern Zelda: Smart Phone of Time part 13(Link goes to the Death Mountain Gate)
Gate Guard: The road is closed beyond this point! Can’t you read the sign? Oh, I see. (treating Link like a little kid) You’re just a kid and you can’t read yet. (laughs)
Link: (bored) Sure, I am. (takes out Zelda’s Letter and shows it to Gate Guard.)
Gate Guard: Oh, this is... This is definitely Zelda’s handwriting! Let’s see... it says, “This is Link. He is under my orders to save Hyrule.” (laughs) Well... (treating Link like a little kid) All right, You con go now. Just be careful, Mr. Hero. (opens the gate) By the way, (treating Link like a little kid) Mr. Hero... If you're going to climb Death Mountain, you should equip a proper shield! It is an active volcano, after all! If you go back to Hyrule Castle Town Market, you should check out the Bazaar. You know what? Tell ‘em I sent you and they’ll give you a special discount! (normally) Um... I’d like to ask a favor of you. Have y